*This review might contain spoilers.
A fashion photographer, Aman’s (Arjun Rampal) been divorced for three years now and decides it’s time for him to introduce his girlfriend Shreya (Kareena Kapoor) to his kids and divorced wife Maya (Kajol). Nothing goes as planned and the kids- Aleya, Ankush and Anjali- hate Shreya right from the word go. She calls them monsters and they think of her as a wicked witch. A few weeks later Aman gets caught up because of work and when Maya isn’t reachable on the phone Shreya is forced to spend some time with the kids. As expected they start fighting but a few syrupy moments later Anjali warms up to Shreya and Ankush follows suit. Anajli even helps Shreya at her fashion show but Aleya accuses her of replacing Maya with Shreya. Anjali takes off and finally when Maya finds the little one she and Aman forbid Shreya from even coming close to the kids. Things take a turn when Aman returns to Maya when he gets to know she is terminally ill. Shreya comes to meet the kids and Maya realizes that perhaps she was wrong in judging Shreya. She decides to welcome her into the family.
We Are Family should make it amply clear that buying the rights, saying please and thank you to remake isn’t going to make things any better! There are seven writers who have been credited with the screenplay of the film and even if each had one decent half-baked scene to off, this would have been a passable flick instead of the most boring two hours ever spent on a film!
The producers of the film went to town saying that they have Indianized the tale to suit our cultural palette but the only thing Indian about the whole film is that both the mothers are dying to tell the daughter on her wedding day that she’s the world’s most beautiful bride! The other Indian agenda of the film is to convince unmarried career driven woman that there’s a mother lurking inside her and given, rather thrust upon, an opportunity she’d do a fantastic job of rearing kids.
To Indianize also means base the tale in a foreign country for how else would we ‘justify’ the first wife initiating the second one into familial duties? Had this been in
We Are Family’s writing is insipid and perfunctory to the extent of boredom. Why are we even worried about western world influencing and corrupting our culture when people living in
Once we get to know that Maya has only a few days more to live the film more episodic than any soap on Colors. The ‘transfer of power’ scene in the hospital where Maya bestows upon Shreya the responsibility of her three children is so forced that the only thing that outdoes it is Maya’s thrice over talk with her kids where she gives them instructions for living it up.
How does one live an entire life in a matter of days is a theme that has plagued Hindi films for a long time. In the recent past Nagesh Kukunoor’s Aashayein tried dealing with the same thought and the only thing it showed in the name of living it up was a lung cancer patient running everyday! Hrishkesh Mukherjee’s Anand too showed a slice of life but his Anand just went about everyday as if nothing sinister awaits him in the darkness around the corner.
We Are Family is highly insensitive when it comes to dealing with terminally ill patients and the doctor’s insensitivity is almost appalling. When Maya asks how to carry on, the oncologist simply suggests get used to living years in days and almost looks around for the bell to ring in the next patient waiting outside. The lack of sensitivity in dealing with a mother’s heart wrenching last moments are then further trivialized by having huge photos of Maya’s short lived life is slide-shown with everyone dressing up to confer some thing like a lifetime achievement award on Maya for living it up. Raju Singh’s harrowing background score, that makes Maya look like a covert commando for most of the film, also adds to the misery.
The three kids are cute bordering annoying and Arjun Rampal is bored to the extent of functioning in slow motion while the leading ladies are passable. Kareena Kapoor never bothers to put in any effort lest people think she tried too hard to match up to Kajol, who it seems just showed up and doesn’t exert herself at all. There is shot just before the interval where Kajol displays why she is leagues ahead of her co-stars. As opposed to her break-down scene in the kitchen here in the blink of an eye she changes the entire mood when it dawn upon her that she’s dying.
Stepmom fans don’t be fooled by the ‘official’ remake of the films for We Are Family is as regular as Bollywood can ever get. Think Kal Ho Na Ho on a worse day replete with the obligatory jeeven darshan se barpoor standing and looking lost kind of desolate song, Rehmo Karam, that is repeated twice to ensure you heard it and to round-off there is a flash forward to Aleya’s marriage with a grizzly bear bearded Aman, who alarmingly still fits into his decade old trousers and hardly surprising haven’t-aged-a-single-day Shreya at Aleya’s wedding like the gray haired Preity and Saif Ali Khan! Thankfully this film wasn’t based in Rajasthan or else Maya would have married her teen-aged Aleya before popping it just to see her daughter in her world’s most beautiful bride avatar!
Rating: 1 ½ out of 5
Cast: Kajol, Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Rampal, Iravati Harshe, Aachal Munjal, Nominath Ginsberg and Diya Sonecha
Written By: Gigi Levangie Grazer and Venita Coelho
Directed by: Sidharth P. Malhotra
Image: www.wearefamilythefilm.com
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